Dearly beloved, dearly departed, dearly damned, or never started:
You are to bear witness to entertainment so rich that your body will be carted: away.
Many of you will feed our larder, and thus, inevitably, to find a good crowd becomes harder and harder, but at least it's easy to get them to stay.
Today is the day, such a marvelous day!
Oh do what you will, do what you may,
But darling, will you take me, to the good Herr's circus today?
There will be fingers to munch on, and bodies to flay!
I hope that Erik Eier comes to say,
“What a fine little monster, so jovial, so gay!
Won't you spend eternity here, day after day?”
Oh can I? Can I?
Metzy's teeth click, “Oh yes, you may.”